Wednesday, December 14, 2016

101 Gift Ideas for your Grandpa

1. A trout on the wall that sings "Take On Me"
2. The album "The Joshua Tree" on vinyl
3. That picture of Albert Einstein
4. Cuban cigars
5. A book of JFK conspiracies
6. Subscription to Omaha Steaks
7. A Tommy Bahama shirt
8. Leatherheads on DVD
9. An expensive pen
10. World War II memorabilia
11. Tickets to The Zac Brown Band
12. A Green Bay Packers Snuggie
13. Aviator sunglasses
14. A 12 week online course in taxidermy
15. Hot cocoa with little marshmallows
16. Toilet paper
17. "Life is Good" apparel
18. Transition eyeglasses
19. A portrait where the eyes follow you
20. Madlibs
21. Many leather bound books
22. An outdoor shower
23. Caramel squares
24. The hat John Candy wore in "Uncle Buck"
25. A fake mustache
26. Blue contact lenses
27. A German Shepard puppy
28. German chocolate cake
29. Key lime pie
30. A gong
31. ESPN Insider
32. Fishing pole
33. Trucker hat
34. Chia Pet
35. A guide map of New England walking bridges
36. The car from that White Snake music video
37. Ginger beer
38. A wool cardigan
39. The Burger King King's crown
40. That mask from Boardwalk Empire
41. Magic Markers
42. MLB Extra Innings
43. A 365 day Farside calendar
44. Ziploc bags
45. Shaving cream
46. Assorted cheese plate
47. A Bono iPhone case
48. Red velvet pocket square
49. An extendable dog leash
50. Sirius XM
51. A welding mask
52. Burt's Bees lip balm
53. A vuvuzela
54. Braveheart on iTunes
55. A bottle of Jack Daniels
56. Shoe polish
57. Plaid sheets
58. A Santa hat
59. Crest toothpaste
60. Tool box with a picture of Al from Home Improvement
61. Shooting sleeves
62. Reno 911! complete series on blu-ray
63. Blue face paint
64. A punching bag
65. Big Mac meal
66. Snow globe featuring Syracuse, New York
67. A scathing review by Simon Cowell
68. 6 pack of Coca-Cola glass bottles
69. A helicopter trip to somewhere Rick Steves has been
70. Lunchables
71. Matching wristbands and headband pack
72. Crescent wrench
73. Anything Robert Redford has signed off on
74. An inflatable raft
75. A mini trampoline
76. Apple cider
77. A Leonard Maltin book of movie reviews
78. Peaches
79. John Deere tractor
80. White picket fence
81. Knee brace
82. Homemade cranberry sauce
83. Set of golf clubs signed by Ernie Els
84. Margaritaville license plate frame
85. Jacuzzi
86. Blender
87. Italian belt
88. Tevas
89. Phil Hellmuth Poker set
90. Pooka shell necklace
91. Snow boots
92. Age of Empires computer game
93. Mini putting green
94. Livestrong bracelet
95. Protein powder
96. Brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo shirts
97. A parrot
98. Peanut butter from Brazil
99. Men's Wearhouse suit
100. One of those cameras that has a printer and you have to shake the picture til the image shows up
101. A handful of dirt from Ebbets Field
Bonus: Duct tape
Double bonus: A microphone used by Vin Scully

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