This Halloween-themed recap is spoooooookily belated! A Purple People Eater is not only a killer costume idea - it’s also a pretty good fantasy football squad that’s vying for first place after a MONSTER week. Dalvin Cook is perhaps the greatest running back in all the Milky Way. MT Moose ekes out a victory Monday Night after a mild-mannered accountant named Rex Burkhead dresses up as a New England Patriot running back and scares the bejesus out of an unsuspecting Jets D, sending Hawkeyes back to Earth on his birthday (42 years old!). Kyler Murray may be a running back playing a quarterback (disguised as another dude!) as he has another huge week on the ground for Pink Panthers, putting Katie in the pole position to overthrow the king.
Speaking of the devil, the Tenacious One squeezes out another win despite his Seahawks tandem looking creepily mediocre (shout out Michael Crabtree) in Buffalo, a town that has often been described as such by people not of the chicken wing persuasion. In a matchup that no one cares about (including the participants), Viking Man edges WHAMMY as Cam Newton attempts to recapture his MVP days against a Jets team that makes Drew Lock look like an MVP. Our trusty Captain Commish takes home the pool picks while Moose and WHAMMY advance in Survivor despite a mysterious rising from the dead zombie threat by A&O.
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