Make the AFFL great again!
HUGE wins this week for Hungry Hawkeyes and Powerful Pink Panther. A lot of people are saying these teams could WIN the league…just tremendous stuff. Towering Tenacious D is sweating bullets as these two great Americans are hot on his tail. Another AWESOME victory for Phenomenal Purple People Eaters as he’s near the top – I do NOT endorse cannibalism in any form, unlike my opponent. Not many people have heard about it but Sleepy Joe Biden was the pilot of the INFAMOUS Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 back in 1972…truly despicable, just disgusting stuff. People eating people (not to mention, NOT from America) – Ewwwwww!
Roaring Redskins Football Team is still in it too – hold on we’re not saying that word anymore? YUCK! Native Americans are a great people and their vote matters just as much as a White or a Black or one of the other ones – God bless the Redskin Native Indians.
In other (FAKE) news, Woeful WHAMMY won the pool picks and survives the Survivor along with Mighty MT Moose, both selecting the Redskin Chiefs over the (Private) Jets.
Thank you my fellow Americans – this was a BIG week.
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