Need a girlfriend? Call now!
Free Tiki Torch - inquire for more details
Tired? Take a nap
Watch more sunsets and less YouTube cat videos
Did you watch the game and other water cooler quips
Cat Ignorer needed
"Life is a box of chocolates" - anonymous
Be sincere or fake it for your co-workers sake
Want attention? Now you know what it's like to be an adult
Kickball game cancelled due to smelly feet
Netflix and chill? Text me
Did you leave the stove on? Go home and check
Keep it up - in 33 years you can retire and attend your daughter's wedding in virtual reality
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