A Day in the Life: J.A. Adande
7:17 am: Wakes up to Boyz II Men alarm clock
7:22 am: Tries to decide if he should wear his Kobe #8 jersey or his Kobe #24 jersey
8:24 am: Plays golf with Ryan Philipe, Tim Meadows, and Alex Trebek
10:10 am: Facetimes with Gunther from Friends
12:35 pm: Goes for a barefoot run on the beach while listening to NPR
12:44 pm: Snapchats Robert Siegel while eating quinoa
1:11 pm: Periscopes how to make a paper mache crane
2:23 pm: Plays online poker with the cast of The Real World: Seattle
8:12 pm: Ridiculed by Coach Pop in end of quarter interview
8:49 pm: Watches "Love" on Netflix at halftime, tweets Judd Apatow about being in season 2
A Day in the Life : Woody Paige
4:58 am: Wakes up in cold sweat, startled and confused in Peyton Manning casual pajamas and Denver Nuggets high top slippers
5:01 am: Jots down chalkboard quote ideas
5:05 am: Admires his column in that day's Denver Post, ignoring the rest of the newspaper
5:11 am: Does yoga as he stares at nature and drinks smoothie of kale, strawberries, and fleece
5:28 am: Walks dog around block, lets him poop on Brock Osweiler's front yard and doesn't pick it up
6:04 am: Falls asleep in bathtub as he listens to John Cougar Mellencamp, reflects on "good ol' days"
6:48 am: Wakes up in bathtub, startled and confused
7:06 am: Tries to decide which Hawaiian shirt to wear
7:14 am: Settles on a t shirt with a tuxedo on it after he can't pick a Hawaiian shirt
7:21 am: Applies gel to hair to make it look like he just got out of bed
7:27 am: Drives to work, has massive road rage
7:35 am: Looks to the heavens in despair, curses God
7:44 am: Mood changes when John Cougar Mellencamp song comes on the radio, is reminded of "good ol' days"
8:01 am: Storms into Denver Post, takes sip of freshly brewed coffee and spits it out
8:13 am: Goes to meeting to discuss which chalkboard quote he will be using for the day
8:24 am: Calls Peyton Manning's agent, tries to schedule golf outing
8:42 am: Eats biscuit, curses out intern for not knowing who John Cougar Mellencamp is
9:13 am: Watches Back to the Future, studies Doc Brown's hair, takes notes on how to imitate
10:08 am: Looks at the schedule
10:57 am: Does calve raises as he stares at portrait of John Elway in his office
11:14 am: Makes periscope video in which he discusses his favorite local driving ranges
12:02 pm: Goes to local barbecue joint for lunch
12:24 pm: Falls off mechanical bull, is reminded of youth
12:32pm: Asks for kale smoothie at barbecue restaurant
12:33pm: Settles on lamb chop, coleslaw smoothie
12:57 pm: Drives back to work, blasts "Hurts So Good"
1:11 pm: Films Around the Horn
1:12 pm: Muted by Tony Reali
1:39 pm: Wins, does face time about local weathermen racquetball league
1:52 pm: Celebrates win by Tebow-ing
2:26 pm: Checks the schedule again
2:55 pm: Goes to gym, plays a couple intense games of old man YMCA ball
3:40 pm: Plays racquetball against local weatherman
4:22 pm: Swings by Peyton Manning's house because he was in the neighborhood
4:27 pm: Makes fun of Eli with Peyton
5:14 pm: Arrives early for Denver Nuggets game, asks players if they want to play horse
5:29 pm: Falls asleep watching Denver Nuggets warm up
6:11 pm: Wakes up wearing giant foam finger and beer helmet
6:46 pm: Finds buffet for media members, complains about lack of kale
7:19 pm: Watches Nuggets game, draws pictures of Peyton Manning throwing passes to him
9:07 pm: Nuggets lose, scrambles to write a headline for tomorrow's story
9:18 pm: Settles on "Nugget of Hope"
9:55 pm: Goes to bed
9:56 pm: John Cougar Mellencamp
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