The Lost Files Vol. 2: Tony Reali

A Day in the Life : Tony Reali

7:04 am: Wakes up in Barney Stinson style suit pajamas

7:09 am: Sips dark coffee as he watches MSNBC, reads Wall Street Journal, does mad libs

7:16 am: Does triangle pushups, listens to Howard Stern 

7:33 am: Runs stairs at local football field, does fist pump like at the end of "The Breakfast Club"

8:09 am: Eats a Cliff bar, wonders if Cliff is the name of the guy who invented the recipe

8:26 am: Drives to work, listens to 90s alternative Sirius station

8:54 am: Arrives at work, wishes someone would call him Stat Boy again

9:21 am: Practices putting golf balls in his office while saluting his Derek Jeter mural

9:37 am: Watches highlight reel of late 90s Yankees teams, reminisces 

9:55 am: Looks in mirror, says "Somebody needs a Reali check", snaps fingers, winks

10:10 am: Watches Mad Men in office

10:23 am: Calls assistant, pitches idea for a new game called "Rock, Draper, Scissors"

10:24 am: Patents "Rock, Draper, Scissors"

10:59 am: Wonders where'd all the good people go?

11:17 am: Tries to convince people "Saved by the Bell" is the best show in the past 25 years 

11:48 am: Goes to local football field to play rugby

11:52 am: Quits after trying to explain the rules of rugby to people and everyone just decides to play two hand touch 

12:19 pm: Rocky montage as he gets prepared for that day's show 

12:23 pm: Drinks raw eggs

12:40 pm: Starts a Derek Jeter chant

1:02 pm: Wonders what's eating gilbert grape?

1:16 pm: Gets hungry from thinking about Gilbert Grape, eats lunch 

1:55 pm: Makes a snapchat story about his favorite minor league baseball team 

2:14 pm: Tries to call a timeout in a real life situation, frustrated when everyone keeps moving

2:57 pm: Plays Words with Friends to decompress

3:11 pm: Films Around the Horn

3:12 pm: Mutes Woody Paige

3:43 pm: Post show paper toss catch with producer

4:10 pm: Plays competitive game of basketball on a tiny office hoop ala Fletch

4:29 pm: Goes for a bike ride in the office

4:50 pm: Wonders how Zack Morris got such high SAT scores 

5:18 pm: Goes to happy hour, says, "This round's on me!"

5:47 pm: Plays life size Janga

6:14 pm: Starts hitting people with giant Janga piece like its a light saber 

6:49 pm: Ubers to Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks game

7:22 pm: Does the dab on the big screen and high fives cotton candy guy

8:13 pm: Does Seinfeld impression to every person in the vicinity who makes eye contact with him

8:14 pm: Asks the usher what the deal is with frozen yogurt

9:10 pm: Knicks lose

9:21 pm: Goes to a rooftop hipster party, plays chess with humans as the pieces

9:27 pm: Says "checkmate" in Australian accent

10:02 pm: Realizes that he is at Derek Jeter's rooftop party

10:03 pm: Starts Derek Jeter chant 

11:19 pm: Ubers home, unsuccessfully tries to convince driver he was at Derek Jeter's party

11:36 pm: Goes to bed, writes down idea for new reality tv show called "The Reali World"