It was a decent, Saturday night popcorn-tossin’ romp. Seems like a good movie to watch in a drive-in movie theater straight outta the 80s - seems like the kind of movie they would have watched in Stranger Things (even though Alien came out in 1979 and Stranger Things is set in the 80s as everyone who has a brain and a Netflix subscription knows, obvi). Sigourney Weaver’s panties near the end of the movie were distracting - they made her butt look like a trucker’s butt (not that I would know what a trucker tush would look like - what do I look like to you, a tasty lil lot lizard lollipop?). The buttcrack to buttcheek ratio was way off there - something like 243:3.7.
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