Average Joe's Mottos

"Put your head in the guillotine"

"Listen to your beer belly"

"It's OK if you are just OK"

"We won't judge"

"Midnight snack of gyms"

"American cheese of gyms"

"The Shamwow Guy used to come here"

"We'll windex your car for free"

"The only gym with a buffet" 

"The only gym with a catfish pond"

"The only gym with a volunteer restroom attendant"

"The only gym with a smoking lounge"

"The only gym with a Keno board"

"The only gym with a poker night"

"The only gym where short shorts are required"

"The only gym without a board of directors or any type of organization"

"The only gym with a wave pool"

"The only gym where membership is free for former child stars"

"The only gym with Fast and the Furious movies playing on a loop in the lobby"

"The only gym with complimentary chips and salsa"