12:25 pm: Write a verse in the Bro Bible, “Thou shall sing Creed in the shower”.
12:41 pm: Start a club called “Chillin with my Peeps” in his dorm room.
12:59 pm: Play ping pong in a Kimono-only league.
1:08 pm: Invest in a Mexican poncho company called “Mean Rugging”.
1:17 pm: Give a lecture about the danger of gluten in the cafeteria.
1:24 pm: Take a shower in the school fountain.
1:33 pm: Take a nap in the quad with some nature cats and wake up with two beautiful women next to him and knowing how to speak French.
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