10. Jim Bennett (The Gambler) - The audience is introduced to sensitive Wahlberg here- an aimless English professor who can't seem to get his life on track. This is a good movie for you to watch if you like seeing suited men sporting colorful umbrellas.
9. John Bennett (Ted, Ted 2) - More aimless Wahlberg here, but this is more of a grounded version Wahlberg than the academic Bennett he plays in the previous film. This is a good movie for you to watch if you like seeing unemployed guys hanging out with their teddy bear.
8. Tommy Corn (I Heart Huckabees) - This is hipster Wahlberg at his finest, environmentally friendly and willing to talk out his problems like a rational human. This is a good movie for you to watch if you like seeing American Apparelized Wahlberg chain himself to a tree.
7. Bob Lee Swagger (Shooter) - This is 'Merica Wahlberg at the top of his game. With a backwards baseball cap, a wad of Copenhagen in his cheek, and the Stars and Stripes running through his veins, Wahlberg is cold blooded here. This is a good movie for you to watch if you love this country.
6. Dignam (The Departed) - Boston Wahlberg is back at his roots, with the Southie turned up to eleven. It's hard to stand out in this star crossed film, unless your name rhymes with Shark Shalberg. This is a good movie for you to watch if you like black hats.
5. Micky Ward (The Fighter) - More Southie Wahlberg here, this time the boxing type. While he shines in this movie, the real stars are his numerous sisters. This is a good movie for you to watch if you like seeing Christian Bale's skeleton.
4. Vince Papale (Invincible) - Philly Wahlberg here, he is at his most inspirational in this movie about a civilian walking onto the Philadelphia Eagles. This is also Football Wahlberg in his prime as well as "Don't you dare count me out, do you know who I am? My name is Mark Wahlberg and I cannot be stopped" Wahlberg. This is a good movie for you to watch if you are about to try out for something.
3. Detective Terry Holtz (The Other Guys) - Peacock Wahlberg is going at it here, comedy sparring with Will Ferrell. Wahlberg is hilarious in this film, easily his funniest role on the big screen. This is a good movie for you to watch if you like buddy cop comedies that don't go by the book.
2. Holbrooke (Date Night) - When Shirtless Wahlberg shows up in this comedy and makes Steve Carrell look like a dork in front of Tina Fey, it is incredible. Carrell is made to feel embarrassed, frightened, and turned on all in a matter of seconds when Buff Wahlberg walks into his life and onto the screen. This is a good movie for you to watch if you think Tina Fey and Steve Carrell look like parents at a PTA meeting.
1. Mark Wahlberg (Entourage) - This is Mark Wahlberg at his finest, in the role he was born to play- Mark Wahlberg. Wahlberg Wahlberg is at his Wahlbergest here, as he cameos in the film based on the HBO show based on his life. This is a good movie for you to watch if you want to see if Turtle has lost as much weight as Christian Bale in The Fighter.
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