1. Will J.R. Smith put a shirt back on and will he be in The Land?
2. Update on Lebron's hairline.
3. Golden State's Lineup of Death 2.0.
4. Russell Westbrook and his F.U. to the rest of the league season.
5. Will Steve Kerr endure the Tao of Javale McGee in the bay?
6. Dwight Howard leads Hawks to playoffs, makes All Star team in return home.
7. Is Minnesota ready to take the next step with Coach Tibs?
8. Utah is looking frisky, let's see if the Stifle Tower can take them to the next level.
9. How many bigs will the Sixers keep and how many will they get rid of?
10. Joel Embiid looks huge standing next to Simmons and Okafor- how will he look in game action?
11. De'Angelo Russell social media watch.
12. Are the Suns going to field a lineup of only Kentucky players?
13. Dwyane Wade return to Chi-town.
14. Will Karl Towns and Wiggins be All Stars?
15. Coach Pop and his sideline interview prowess.
16. Craig Sager and his sideline interview prowess.
17. Will David West's ring chasing ways pay off?
18. Boston fans thinking they are the best.
19. Iceberg Slim, The Servant, Slim Reaper, Durantula, KD... Whatever you want to call him, KD is going to be sick in a Golden State uniform.
20. How will Chef Curry respond to the addition of the second best player in the league (behind that guy in Cleveland)?
21. Gordon and LaVine- law firm or dunk contest finalists?
22. Did I mention Russell Westbrook is going to be MVP? He's going to be MVP.
23. Clipper fans being disappointed, yet again.
24. Speaking of which, will Blake Griffin be in a Clipper uniform at the end of the season?
25. The Derrick Rose Trial debacle.
26. The New York Knicks Superteam.
27. Will the ageless Spurs finally slow down and how will Pao look?
28. That thing the players wipe their shoes off on.
29. The scores table.
30. Chalk being thrown in the air.
31. Gatorade cups for days.
32. Kobe Bryant, citizen.
33. What else will Steph Curry hurl at onlooking fans?
34. The Inside the NBA crew and their late night shenanigans.
35. Bill Walton (even though he does college games I am still excited for the return of the greatest hippy of all time).
36. Luke Walton in the post Kobe L.A. era.
37. No look passes.
38. Announcers arguing over the intentional foul rule.
39. Players ripping off the sleeved jerseys.
40. The Christmas Day slate of games.
41. Woo half way there! I need a Gatorade break. Oh yeah...the opening tip.
42. League Pass darlings.
43. The trials and tribulations of Boogie Cousins in Sacto-are they going to hold him hostage forever?
44. Is this the year John Wall finally turns on Washington?
45. Can Bradley Beal play a whole season healthy?
46. Players diving into the stands.
47. What will The Brow look like if he can stay on the court?
48. Box scores.
49. Post game interviews trolled by teammates.
50. One shining moment...wrong level, my bad. Headbands, final answer.
51. Heat checks.
52. Four point plays (I see you, Jamal Crawford).
53. Throwback jerseys.
54. De-fense chants.
55. Will any team challenge the Cavs in the East?
56. How will the soccer moms in Portland appreciate Evan "The Villain" Turner?
57. The Euro Step.
58. Will James Harden go full Amish?
59. The Charity Line.
60. Will Miami be so bad that Pat Riley dunks his entire body in an ice bucket?
61. The Greek Freak and his freshly inked deal.
62. Will Oladipo expand his shooting range in OKC?
63. Will there be enough shots to go around in the Bay?
64. Regular seasons that actually matter.
65. Trash talk.
66. "Hold me back!!!" fights.
67. Whatever Metta World Peace is up to.
68. Phil Jackson, zen master.
69. Madison Square Garden and the Staples Center.
70. Mascots, especially the Phoenix Gorilla.
71. Missing the Sonics.
72. Buzzer beaters.
73. Overtime.
74. The scoring title.
75. Michael Jordan highlights.
76. Wondering how good Allen Iverson could have been.
77. Coach mustaches.
78. The kiss cam on the jumbo-tron.
79. Coaches breaking clipboards.
80. The 6th man.
81. Players wiping their shoes on their hands.
82. The kids who run out and wipe the court off while the game is still going, then a fast break comes back there way when they aren't paying attention and they have to run out of the way really quick to avoid being demolished.
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