“Derek, do you wanna go back in the crate? I mean cart.” - lady yelled at toddler son who she probably puts in a crate
“There’s someone leaning against the tree, crying.” - my coworker told me while it’s 15 degrees outside
“I haven’t raised a bonsai tree since my childhood.”
“I’m not tired but my eyes are tired.”
“You charged me for a bag?! They didn’t charge me for a bag last discount Monday!” - senile lady yelled at me about our standard 8 cent bag charge
“I can’t think with the sunshine on me.” - nice guy said as the sunlight shined into his eyes through the window ☀️
“Have you heard the song ‘Sunshine on my Shoulders’ by John Denver?” - nice lady recommended as she bathed in cash wrap sunlight
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