🎿Why Winter House might be better than Summer House🏖️

 Watch these shows as well as Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard 🍇 on Peacock 🦚 and Bravo

• It’s fun to see celebrities get knocked down a peg - everyone needs a struggle, some resistance in their life to remind them of all the amazing things we take for granted - Summer House is just pure ecstasy - Winter House is a fair blend of boozin, play, drama, and falling in the snow ⛄️ also being cold can be tough and take quite a toll on some especially 6 foot 3 dudes who weigh under 170 pounds like myself haha 

• Sportz! They do more sports - although I was just rewatching season four of SH and Luke and Hannah were playing tennis and Carl and Lindsay were playing soccer (with Lindsay taking a penalty kick and Carl being the goalie) - also Lindsay finger-banged Carl so that’s kinda a sport haha - they also typically will play some beach football in SH kinda like Top Gun but drunker and less complicated then the weird version on TG - also less denim 

• They stay there a long duration - like season five of SH (the season they filmed summer of 2020, in the heat of COVID) - that was actually a very fun season of SH - really cool how they never left and the house started to seep into their beings as it does on House of Villains and The Challenge and on Survivor how the jungle wears them down - any time the environment becomes a character in the show, it’s a plus (kinda like how NYC is a character in every show and movie that is set in the Big Apple) 🍏 🍎 Washington is the Apple State tho haha 

• Drinking is better in the cold - you ever get sloshed when it’s sloshy outside - it’s wonderful - a Winter Wonderland for adults - it actually combines perfectly with sub-freezing temps cuz the booze warm ya gullet and belly - also the part where it can be slippery out and you have to try hard not to fall over when you are just tryna move forward - classic 

🏖️ Summer House is amazing - probably the greatest show to ever grace our television screens - it’s also the OG installment of the franchise, one that will hopefully one day outnumber Survivor in number of seasons - I just think that Winter House ❄️ could possibly be a more enjoyable, more direct injection of joy into our Bravo-Lucious veins - I recommend all three different versions of the SH franchise as they each bring something fun and unique to the table - enjoiiiiiiiii 📺