Friday, February 17, 2023

Fake Air BnB #2: The Mountain Goathouse🐐

Location🌎Sisters, Oregon 

Price💰$399 per night or $2700 per week

Bedrooms & Bathrooms🛏🚽5 bed/4.5 bath/1 pizza oven🍕

Special Feature🎢🗿⛲️A grandfather clock that has Dame Time scrawled on it (that must exist already) and at the top of the hour, a miniature Dame Lillard launches a jump shot that goes in ~ also a map of microbrews in Oregon. 

Customer Reviews✏️“I come here every August with my younger sisters (get it?) ~ we laugh all week at our inside joke about the town name and our sibling-hood.” 3⭐️

“Love this town ~ love mountain biking and mountain hiking ~ not to mention cold brews…and TWINS!” 5⭐️

“A local hitchhiker pointed me to this spot ~ when I realized he was the spitting image of that Netflix celebrity hitchhiker, I hightailed it out of there and phoned the local authorities. Then I went to this 50s diner that had a French Dip to die for ~ now I usually don’t support non-American products, heck I even call them freedom fries when I order at McDonald’s ~ they don’t like it but I tell them to go kick a boulder ~ I could just as well go crosstown to Wendy’s, I have a hankering for a frosty and that new peppermint flavor looks enticing what with the Santa lookalike commercial or is that a limited-time seasonal offer like the Shamrock Shake - now that’s a good product, the Shamrock Shake ~ say, does this thing cut you off or can I keep writi” Rating N/A 

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