Tuesday, January 31, 2023

☕️🏀NBA 1/31: Son of a Troy Brown, Not the Patriots Wide Receiver🏈

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Troy Brown Jr. (LAL🎬) ~  11 pts, 17 reb, 7 oreb, 4 ast, 4/8 fg, 2/3 3 pt, 1/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Deni Avdija (WAS🧙‍♀️) ~ 25 pts, 9 reb, 1 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 10/12 fg, 2/2 3 pt, 3/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Josh Giddey (OKC⚡️) ~ 21 pts, 8 reb, 6 ast, 3 stl, 2 oreb, 9/18 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 2/4 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP 

LeBron went to Ralph’s and got a couple new tote bags to coronate his dominant season at 38 years old ~ one has green and red apples on it and the other is kittens playing with a ball of yarn but the kittens are wearing goggles and a scarf like a Wright brother ~ he passed up on the one with the polar bear who just kicked a field goal to win the Super Bowl and is being carried off the field (to a celebratory ice bath).

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Wacky stat of the day📈 The Hawks and Blazers had just 7 and 8 turnovers a piece in the Blazers 129-125 home W. 

Quote of the day🧐 “The truest wisdom is a resolute determination.” - Napoleon Bonaparte 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Sprint up a hill of sand wearing a horizontally-striped tank top NBA official hoodie while 80s synth music is bumping and a crowd of Eastern European tourists rowdily cheers and toasts their sno-cones and there’s one gloomy duck man in the corner but now he’s all jacked up on Mountain Dew and sand hills. 

Photo of the day🖼Colorful Spokie🌈

 

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