The Goat: Halloweek🎃Costumes by State

Alabama - Tide Pod
Alaska - Buck that Joe Rogan slain with a crossbow
Arizona - Sheriff Joe Ar-pie-o (pumpkin flavored)
Arkansas - Bacon Bit
California - Bear from state flag chasing hiker
Colorado - Hiker running from a bear
Connecticut - One Percenter
Delaware - Something Historic
Florida - Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting but on meth so even more pumped up about math (you might even call him a methmatician if you wanna go down that fork in the road)(and wouldn’t that fork give you a flat tire or as I’ve always called it, a fork tire)
Georgia - Football Enthusiast who fears the impending demise of his favorite sport on an intellectual level that transcends the turf - they call him the Turf Transcender
Hawaii - Boogie Board Man
Idaho - Smashed Potatoes (ya gotta get drunk)
Illinois - Corn on the Cob
Indiana - Canned Corn
Iowa - Corn Holders
Kansas - Korn
Kentucky - Horse Whisperer
Louisiana - Theo Von’s Hair
Maine - 10,000 Maine-iacs
Maryland - Crab Whisperer
Massachusetts - Kevin Garnett (you just head butt everything)
Michigan - An Upper Peninsula
Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes-iacs
Mississippi - Something Fried
Missouri - Cowboy
Montana - Buck that escaped the Rogan Wrath
Nebraska - A Dad Joke (because it’s corny🌽)
Nevada - Damp Towel that was in Jerry Tarkanian’s Mouth
New Hampshire - Manny Ramirez Truther
New Jersey - Phantom Toll Booth
New Mexico - An Adobe Building
New York - Skyscraper that The Rock climbed
North Carolina - Basketball Player
North Dakota - Small Dust Storm
Ohio - Sitcom Backdrop
Oklahoma - Cowboy that duels with the Missouri Cowboy
Oregon - Granola Bar
Pennsylvania - Allen Iverson’s CORN rows
Rhode Island - An Island Road
South Carolina - Something Glazed (that’s what you do at weddings in the South - give something fried, something glazed, something football-related and something that might be seen as racist if you’re a Yankee)
South Dakota - Mount Rushmore (Jason Schwartzman’s breakout character)
Tennessee - Parton the Interruption (You need a friend who can also be Dolly Parton so you can argue about sports but really, underneath all the X’s and O’s, life)
Texas - Cowboy that takes bets on the Oklahoma-Missouri Cowboy duel
Utah - BYU Backup Quarterback
Vermont - Snowboarder who also loves Manny Ramirez
Virginia - Just get one of those goofy presidential wigs
Washington - Hiker watching from a safe distance as the California State Flag Bear chases the Colorado hiker
West Virginia - Davy Crockett with a bunch of pill bottles hidden in your coonskin cap like a magician would do to a rabbit
Wisconsin - A Rare Cheese that has recently been unearthed by TMcheeZe
Wyoming - 99 Percenter