Monday, October 2, 2017

Haikus about Hollywood

DiCaprio hair
Tom Cruise rides motorcycles
Kevin Hart again

Gravity is great
Bullock and Clooney in Space
You had me at Space

Affleck and Damon
It's Good Will Hunting season
Not your fault, apples

America's Dad
Tom Hanks with a gray mustache
Yelling at people

Watching Brad Pitt eat food
Like watching a great white shark
Feast on a surfer

Denzel Washington
Would be the most serious
Gym teacher ever

Matt McConaughey
Said, "Alright, alright, alright"
Now drives a Lincoln

Adam Sandler jokes
Used to be hilarious
Now they are just sad












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