Oh Alabama
You love your football, Roll Tide
Pickup trucks; country
Alaska is cool
Abundant with nature stuff
Hunting is welcomed
Arizona, wow
Your weather is oppressive
The Grand Canyon, though
Arkansas, speechless
Walmart HQ, the Ozarks
The Travel Channel
Cali beautiful
Many miles of tan coastline
Movie stars for days
Colorado, weed
The Rocky Mountains are there
Microbreweries
Rich Connecticut
Prep schools and Sperry's boat shoes
Land of many yachts
Delaware, First State
Geographically small
You have a big heart
Oh god, Florida
Your state flag should be a guy
With a machete
Georgia on my mind
Sweet tea and dusty back roads
Is a country song
Hawaii luau
Hula dancing, pig roasting
Don't forget surfing
You got Idaho
Potatoes on potatoes
I like to make fun
Windy Illinois
Chicago is a great city
Other than that, corn
Hi Indiana
Basketball, favorite sport
Hoosier not hoser
Iowa is grand
The Hawkeyes and the Cyclones
Does it get better?
Kansas, Wizard of Oz
Follow the yellow brick road
Bill Self is boring
Kentucky moonshine
Partying and horse racing
College basketball
Louisiana
The home of The Big Easy
And some swamp people
Oh hello there Maine
I didn't see you up there
You love your lobster
Sweet oh Maryland
Crabcakes and football are life
Said Bradley Cooper
Dang Massachusetts
You have so much history
And annoying fans
The glove, Michigan
The upper peninsula
Sounds really chilly
Ya Minnesota
You got the twin cities there
We love your accent
Gee Mississippi
Your name is ridiculous
But it's a river
Missouri is here
We call you the Show Me State
Such a weird nickname
Friday, October 6, 2017
Thursday, October 5, 2017
Football Haikus
Pigskin a prancing
Chunks of black rubber fly high
All the way, touchdown!
One-handed catches
Tip-toeing down the sideline
And the kick is good
Quarterbacks, tricky
Sometimes they are amazing
Others not so much
Oh Philip Rivers
Makes lots of funny faces
Like a circus clown
Chunks of black rubber fly high
All the way, touchdown!
One-handed catches
Tip-toeing down the sideline
And the kick is good
Quarterbacks, tricky
Sometimes they are amazing
Others not so much
Oh Philip Rivers
Makes lots of funny faces
Like a circus clown
Monday, October 2, 2017
Haikus about Hollywood
DiCaprio hair
Tom Cruise rides motorcycles
Kevin Hart again
Gravity is great
Bullock and Clooney in Space
You had me at Space
Affleck and Damon
It's Good Will Hunting season
Not your fault, apples
America's Dad
Tom Hanks with a gray mustache
Yelling at people
Watching Brad Pitt eat food
Like watching a great white shark
Feast on a surfer
Denzel Washington
Would be the most serious
Gym teacher ever
Matt McConaughey
Said, "Alright, alright, alright"
Now drives a Lincoln
Adam Sandler jokes
Used to be hilarious
Now they are just sad
Tom Cruise rides motorcycles
Kevin Hart again
Gravity is great
Bullock and Clooney in Space
You had me at Space
Affleck and Damon
It's Good Will Hunting season
Not your fault, apples
America's Dad
Tom Hanks with a gray mustache
Yelling at people
Watching Brad Pitt eat food
Like watching a great white shark
Feast on a surfer
Denzel Washington
Would be the most serious
Gym teacher ever
Matt McConaughey
Said, "Alright, alright, alright"
Now drives a Lincoln
Adam Sandler jokes
Used to be hilarious
Now they are just sad
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