Reaction to Boogie Cousins trade

Does Boogie Cousins listen to Jazz? How many Miles Davis songs could Boogie name? Has Boogie Cousins ever been to Mardis Gras? Does Boogie like Cajun food? How many beignets could Boogie eat in a sitting? Are the Pelicans for real? Will Boogie grow a unibrow like Anthony Davis? Will Anthony Davis be a good influence on Boogie? Will Boogie be a good influence on Anthony Davis? Who's team is it? How many points per game will these two average combined? Who's taking the last shot in crunch time? How long will Alvin Gentry last as the head coach? How many head coaches will Boogie go through in New Orleans? Did Boogie learn his lesson in Sacramento? Will Boogie miss Sacramento? Will Sacramento miss Boogie? Will Boogie get cheered or booed or a little of both when he returns to Sacramento? Will Boogie body slam the King Cake Baby mascot as the crowd roars? Will Boogie appear on WWE in the near future? How is any team going to stop this frontcourt? Are the Pelicans going to win the Finals this year? How many championships will the Pelicans win in the next decade? How many Pelicans games will now be prime time? Is this the biggest trade deadline trade of all time? Are the Kings going to move to Seattle now? How low is the attendance going to be in Sacramento now? Is New Orleans the newest basketball haven? How long is this going to last? Will Boogie keep his technical foul problem under wraps? How coachable is Boogie going to be now that he has an All Star teammate? Why would the Kings trade one of the league's best players to an in-conference opponent? Has the NBA gone haywire? How much fun are the playoffs going to be this year? Is the NBA the country's most popular league?