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🥡🏀NBA 4/5: McG🎬

~ 13 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Bryce McGowens (CHA🐝) ~ 20 pts, 6 reb, 3 ast, 2 oreb, 7/12 fg, 2/5 3 pt, 4/6 ft

Player of the day🥈Jalen Duren (DET🔧) ~ 20 pts, 14 reb, 3 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 7/8 fg, 6/7 ft

Player of the day🥉Skylar Mays (POR🚲) ~ 24 pts, 8 reb, 7 ast, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 9/16 fg, 4/6 3 pt, 2/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐37 pts, 6 ast, 5 reb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 14/27 fg, 3/10 3 pt, 6/6 ft

LeBron looked at customizable stickers on Amazon. 

Wacky stat of the day📈The Bucks and Wiz both shot over 50% from the field (54.3% for Milwaukee and 50.5% for Washington) as the Bucks rolled in DC, 140-128. 

Quote of the day🧐 “There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.” ~ Steven Wright 🎣 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Go to the first Dodgers Sunday game of the season ✅ 

Photo of the day🖼⚾️Dodger Sunday🌴🕶

 

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🌍🏀NBA 4/3: Ochai Tea🫖

~ 13 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Ochai Agbaji (UTAH🎿) ~ 19 pts, 2 reb, 2 oreb, 1 ast, 6/13 fg, 2/7 3 pt, 5/5 ft

Player of the day🥈Fred VanVleet (TOR🦖) ~ 20 pts, 20 ast, 5 reb, 3 ast, 1 oreb, 7/17 fg, 1/8 3 pt, 5/5 ft

Player of the day🥉Jordan Nwora (IND🏁) ~ 15 pts, 10 reb, 3 oreb, 3 ast, 4/15 fg, 2/8 3 pt, 5/6 ft

LeBron Radar🐐18 pts, 11 ast, 10 reb, 2 oreb, 1 blk, 8/18 fg, 1/7 3 pt, 1/1 ft 

LeBron looked at retro shades on Amazon but decided to support a local thrift shop instead (he sent a courier to pick them up). 🕶

Wacky stat of the day📈 GSW led 46-31 early in the 2nd quarter but fell 112-110 to the Nugs in the Rocky Mountains. 🏔🏂🏔

Quote of the day🧐 “I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night, I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.” ~ Steven Wright 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Attend the 1st Dodger Sunday game ✅

Photo of the day🖼Dodger Sunday🌴🕶☀️

 

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🎺🏀NBA 4/2: A Kevin Love Sighting🦅

~ 2 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Kevin Love (MIA🦩) ~ 18 pts, 5 reb, 1 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 5/9 fg, 2/5 3 pt, 6/6 ft

Player of the day🥈Russell Westbrook (LAC🕶) ~ 24 pts, 9 ast, 3 reb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 9/18 fg, 3/6 3 pt, 3/5 ft

Player of the day🥉Tim Hardaway Jr. (DAL🛩) ~ 31 pts, 7 ast, 6 reb, 11/15 fg, 6/10 3 pt, 3/4 ft

LeBron Radar🐐 LeBron watched the Final Four and considered a post-NBA career in manufacturing beanbag chairs for players to cozily land in when they erratically leap from the elevated floor. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Mavs and Heat both shot over 50% from the field in their rematch of the 2006 and 2011 NBA Finals (61% for Dallas and 52.3% for Miami) as the Heat rolled at home 129-122. 

Quote of the day🧐 “My grandfather had a special rocking chair built that would lean forward rather than backward, so that he could fake interest in any conversation.” ~ Steven Wright 🪑 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Cheer on the FAU Owls - it was a hoot! 🦉🤣

Photo of the day🖼Hole-in-the-Rock🪨

 

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🃏🏀NBA 4/1: Diengggggg Dude😎

~ 13 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Gorgui Dieng (SAS🥩) ~ 14 pts, 10 reb, 2 ast, 5/7 fg, 4/5 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Kevin Porter Jr. (HOU🚀) ~ 33 pts, 4 stl, 3 reb, 2 oreb, 1 ast, 12/20 fg, 7/13 3 pt, 2/3 ft

Player of the day🥉Malik Monk (SAC👑) ~ 20 pts, 5 ast, 2 reb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 8/12 fg, 4/7 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐18 pts, 10 reb, 6 ast, 2 blk, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 7/19 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 3/4 ft

LeBron seran-wrapped his ol’ teammate Rusty Westbrook’s Alfa Romeo ~ what a joker!🃏

Wacky stat of the day📈 OKC led 91-81 late in the 3rd but the Pacers prevailed at home 121-117. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table.” ~ Steven Wright☕️

Countdown to 30🎉~ Trim Adam Morrison’s mustache. 

Photo of the day🖼The RIGHT Field🌵

 

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☕️🏀NBA 3/31: Fish are Friends🐟🐠

~ 2 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Bruce Brown (DEN🏔) ~ 19 pts, 5 reb, 4 ast, 2 blk, 1 oreb, 7/13 fg, 5/8 ft

Player of the day🥈Brandon Ingram (NOP🎺) ~ 31 pts, 11 reb, 10 ast, 13/22 fg, 5/6 ft

Player of the day🥉Malcolm Brogdon (BOS☘️) ~ 14 pts, 5 ast, 4 stl, 3 reb, 6/13 fg, 2/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron watched opening day MLB and considered a post NBA career as a peanut vendor alley ooper. 🥜 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Pels shot 48.1% from three point land while the Nugs were just 14.3%. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I joined a Civil War reenactment club. Next week, we’re burning down Atlanta.” ~ Craig Sharf 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Be a SoundCloud rapper named Cactus Chris🌵✅

Photo of the day🖼Cacti to Cacti🌵

 

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🎰🏀NBA 3/30: Jrue Holiday Inn🏨

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Jrue Holiday (MIL🦌) ~ 51 pts, 8 ast, 8 reb, 5 oreb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 20/30 fg, 3/6 3 pt, 8/10 ft

Player of the day🥈Talen Horton-Tucker (UTAH🎿) ~ 41 pts, 5 ast, 4 reb, 2 oreb, 1 stl, 15/25 fg, 6/11 3 pt, 5/6 ft

Player of the day🥉Alperen Sengun (HOU🚀) ~ 21 pts, 12 reb, 8 oreb, 2 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 10/16 fg, 1/3 ft

LeBron Radar🐐25 pts, 7 reb, 4 ast, 3 oreb, 2 stl, 10/19 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 4/4 ft

LeBron read J-Rod’s article on The Players Tribune & got ready for Opening Day ~ Go M’s bebe. ⚾️

Wacky stat of the day📈Both the Clips and Griz shot over 50% from the field (61.5 for LAC and 51.6% for Memphis) as the Clips rolled in the Country Music Capitol, 141-132. 

Quote of the day🧐 “People in hell: where do they tell someone to go?” ~ Red Skelton 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Have good style. 👕 

Photo of the day🖼Facebookie💻

 

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☮️🏀NBA 3/29: PJ Day😴

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆PJ Washington (CHA🐝) ~ 43 pts, 6 reb, 5 ast, 2 oreb, 1 stl, 16/24 fg, 5/9 3 pt, 6/7 ft

Player of the day🥈Troy Murphy III (NOP🎺) ~ 21 pts, 3 reb, 3 ast, 2 blk, 1 stl, 6/9 fg, 4/6 3 pt, 5/5 ft

Player of the day🥉Desmond Bane (MEM🐻) ~ 31 pts, 5 ast, 4 reb, 3 stl, 8/19 fg, 3/8 3 pt, 12/14 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron looked at tiny homes shaped like lil volcanoes in Maui. 🌋 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Cavs outscored the Hawks in the paint 72-44 yet they still fell 120-118 in the Peach state. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I said ‘no’ to drugs but they just wouldn’t listen.” 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Mistakenly infiltrate a community of aspiring Indian social media influencers. 

Photo of the day🖼Salt of the Earth 🌍 

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🐶🏀NBA 3/28: Hardy in the Paint

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Jaden Hardy (DAL🛩) ~ 20 pts, 4 reb, 4 ast, 3 stl, 8/12 fg, 4/6 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Jaden McDaniels (MIN🐺) ~ 20 pts, 3 reb, 2 ast, 2 stl, 1 oreb, 8/15 fg, 1/4 3 pt, 3/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Paul Reed (PHI🔔) ~ 16 pts, 9 reb, 3 oreb, 2 stl, 1 ast, 1 blk, 7/7 fg, 2/3 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron practice knitting a noice wool basketbeanie 🧶 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Pels outrebounded the Blazers 53 to 29 and had 31 assists to their 15 as they smoked ‘em 124-90. 

Quote of the day🧐 “The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.” ~ Roseanne Barr 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Get my groin IVC filter successfully removed ✅ 

Photo of the day🖼Sign of the Times

 

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🦉🏀NBA 3/27: Stuart Nassir Little🐭

~ 9 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Nassir Little (POR🚲) ~ 28 pts, 6 reb, 2 oreb, 11/21 fg, 3/6 3 pt, 3/3 ft

Player of the day🥈Mikal Bridges (BKN🌉) ~ 44 pts, 6 reb, 1 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 13/22 fg, 6/9 3 pt, 12/12 ft

Player of the day🥉Kyle Anderson (MIN🐺) ~ 12 pts, 10 reb, 7 ast, 5 stl, 2 oreb, 1 blk, 5/10 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 1/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐19 pts, 8 reb, 3 ast, 1 oreb, 6/11 fg, 7/8 ft

LeBron looked at swanky condos on the Mumbai waterfront. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Spurs shot 37.1% from the field while the Celtics shot 57.1% as the Celts blew the doors off ‘em 137-93. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand!” ~ Charles Schulz 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Travel - see the world. 🌎 

Photo of the day🖼Catch!⚾️

 

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⌨️🏀NBA 3/26: Strus Test🏃‍♂️

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Max Strus (MIA🦩) ~ 23 pts, 5 reb, 2 ast, 1 oreb, 9/14 fg, 5/9 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Walker Kessler (UTAH🎿) ~ 31 pts, 11 reb, 4 oreb, 2 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 14/16 fg, 3/6 ft

Player of the day🥉Troy Murphy III (NOP🎺) ~ 32 pts, 2 reb, 2 stl, 1 ast, 1 blk, 11/14 fg, 10/12 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron watched the movie Fantastic Four. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Pacers and Hawks both shot over 50% from the field (54.2 for Indy and 55.2 for Atlanta) as the Hawks won in a shootout in the Peach State 143-130 (the Hawks also shot 50% from beyond the three point line at 15/30). 

Quote of the day🧐 “I grew up in a mobile home. When I was a kid, I ran away from home and it followed me.” ~ Jimmy Brogan 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Invent something that people use on a daily basis. 💡 

Photo of the day🖼KC Royalty👑 

 

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🌵🏀NBA 3/25: Kennard Dawg

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Luke Kennard (MEM🐻) ~ 30 pts, 3 ast, 1 stl, 10/11 fg, 10/11 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Josh Giddey (OKC⚡️) ~ 27 pts, 17 reb, 7 ast, 4 oreb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 12/24 fg, 2/6 3 pt, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥉Corey Kispert (WAS🧙‍♂️) ~ 26 pts (career high), 5 reb, 2 ast, 1 blk, 9/14 fg, 6/9 3 pt, 2/5 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron looked at cactus art on Etsy. 🌵 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Suns and Kings both shot over 50% from the field (53.9 for PHX and 52.8 for SAC) as the Kings won in a Sacto barnburner 135-127. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Vacuuming sucks.” ~ Jason Love 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Built a Spring annual pilgrimage 🌵🕶☀️⚾️

Photo of the day🖼Cactus Chris🌵🕶☀️

 

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🕶🏀NBA 3/24: Grimeyyyyy

~ 4 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Quentin Grimes (NYK🍏) ~ 25 pts, 6 ast, 5 reb, 3 stl, 2 oreb, 10/18 fg, 5/10 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Jonas Valanciunas (NOP🎺) ~ 20 pts, 19 reb, 8 oreb, 3 ast, 1 stl, 10/16 fg

Player of the day🥉Bones Hyland 🦴🦴 (LAC🛳) ~ 16 pts, 7 ast, 4 reb, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 6/13 fg, 4/7 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron wrote some emo stuff in his journal. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Cavs and Nets both had 24 assists as the Cavs edged them out 116-114 in Brooklyn. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I’m in very bad shape. I hurt myself playing Scrabble.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Have fun in my 20s ✅ 

Photo of the day🖼Spring Trainee🕶☀️⚾️

 

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🕶🏀NBA 3/23: Naz Job👍

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Naz Reid (MIN🐺) ~ 26 pts, 8 reb, 2 stl, 1 oreb, 11/15 fg, 2/4 3 pt, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Shaedon Sharpe (POR🚲) ~ 24 pts, 9 reb, 4 stl, 3 ast, 2 oreb, 9/19 fg, 4/7 3 pt, 2/3 ft

Player of the day🥉Austin Reaves (LAL🎬) ~ 25 pts, 11 ast, 4 reb, 1 stl, 6/10 fg, 1/1 3 pt, 12/13 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron looked at cool sunglasses on a sunglasses tree in Sunglasses Forrest, off the 101.🌳🕶🌳

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Rockets and Grizz both shot over 50% from the field (51.6 for Houston and 51.7% for Memphis) as the Grizz slid past them 130-125 in Ja Morant’s return. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Never let your best friends get lonely ~ keep disturbing them.” 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Go to a Mariners spring training game⚾️☀️ 

Photo of the day🖼Mariners Mayne 

 

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🌴🏀NBA 3/22: Sharper Image🤖

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Day’Ron Sharpe (BKN🌉) ~ 20 pts, 11 reb, 9 oreb, 2 stl, 2 blk, 8/12 fg, 1/1 3 pt, 3/4 ft

Player of the day🥈Derrick White (BOS☘️) ~ 20 pts, 12 ast, 7 reb, 3 oreb, 2 blk, 6/11 fg, 5/10 3 pt, 3/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Saddiq Bey (ATL🦅) ~ 14 pts, 11 reb, 5 oreb, 1 ast, 5/13 fg, 2/4 3 pt, 2/4 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron worked on a puzzle 🧩 of the Hollywood Sign while looking at the Hollywood sign in the distance thru his bay windows. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Clips jumped out to a 18-4 lead in the 1st but fell 101-100 to OKC in the City of Angels and movie stars and influencers. 

Quote of the day🧐 “My parents were in denial about me being gay. I wasn’t afraid of the dark; I was afraid of unflattering light.” ~ Bob Smith

Countdown to 30🎉~ Write a legitimate novel that I get to go live as a blacksmith in Wyoming for two and a half years for. 

Photo of the day🖼Spring Trained☀️⚾️

 

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☀️🏀NBA 3/21: Hide & Zeke

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Isaiah Jackson (IND🏁) ~ 12 pts, 10 reb, 7 oreb, 3 blk, 1 stl, 5/7 fg, 2/4 ft

Player of the day🥈Tari Eason (HOU🚀) ~ 21 pts, 12 reb, 4 oreb, 4 stl, 1 ast, 9/16 fg, 1/5 3 pt, 2/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Kris Dunn (UTAH🎵) ~ 18 pts, 10 ast, 2 reb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 7/12 fg, 2/2 3 pt, 2/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron road tripped to Phoenix ~ what a country! ☀️🕶

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Timberwolves and Knicks both shot at least 50% from the field (61.4 for Minnesota and 56.5% for NYK) and from beyond the three point perimeter (Minnesota 58.3 and NYK 50%.) 

Quote of the day🧐 “Life is what happens when you’re not watching TV.” ~ Jason Love 📺 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Phoenix baby, yeah ~ Spring Training central, lovers! 

Photo of the day🖼Pickleball Mountains🏔

 

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🚲🏀NBA 3/20: Back on the Horse🐴

~ games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Austin Reaves (LAL🎬) ~ 35 pts, 6 ast, 6 reb, 1 oreb, 9/14 fg, 1/4 3 pt, 16/18 ft

Player of the day🥈AJ Griffin (ATL🦅) ~ 15 pts, 7 reb, 2 oreb, 2 blk, 6/10 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥉Jalen Green (HOU🚀) ~ 40 pts, 4 reb, 1 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 11/22 fg, 4/9 3 pt, 14/14 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP 

LeBron watched Avatar 2 in a video game console ~ literally, inside of it. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Suns led 100-90 early in the 4th but fell 124-120 to the Thunder in OKC. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I like life. It’s something to do.” ~ Ronnie Shakes 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Road trip to Phoenix ☀️ 🕶 

Photo of the day🖼Maleman📬

 

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☕️🏀NBA 3/19: Mickey D’s 🍔

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Jaden McDaniels (MIN🐺) ~ 18 pts, 6 reb, 1 ast, 1 blk, 6/14 fg, 4/6 3 pt, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Markelle Fultz (ORL🏰) ~ 28 pts, 6 reb, 4 ast, 4 stl, 2 oreb, 1 blk, 10/17 fg, 1/2 3 pt, 7/8 ft

Player of the day🥉Xavier Tillman (MEM🐻) ~ 14 pts, 10 reb, 5 ast, 3 oreb, 2 stl, 6/10 fg, 2/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron watched March Madness and considered a post-NBA career in making giant novelty checks with cute designs. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Wiz played 9 bench players in their 132-118 loss in the nation’s capitol ~ none of them scored in double digits. 

Quote of the day🧐 “If I had the power of God, I would use it to open my CDs.” ~ Jim Carrey 💿 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Get a real mattress by age 30. 🛏  😊 

Photo of the day🖼Bridge over Rocky Waters🪨

 

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🐶🏀NBA 3/18: From the Shadows!

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Desmond Bane (MEM🐻) ~ 21 pts, 8 reb, 7 ast, 3 stl, 1 blk, 10/22 fg, 1/5 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Kevon Looney (GSW🌉) ~ 18 pts, 16 reb, 7 oreb, 4 blk, 3 ast, 8/10 fg, 2/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Trendon Watford (POR🚲) ~ 10 pts, 8 reb, 8 ast, 3 stl, 2 oreb, 4/7 fg, 2/3 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron watched March Madness and definitely didn’t bet on it. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Pels led 89-73 late in the 3rd but the Rockets prevailed 114-112 in Space City. 🚀 

Quote of the day🧐 “Golf is not a sport. It’s men in ugly pants, walking.” ~ Rosie O’Donnell 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Have “One Shining Moment” play over a slow-mo montage of me running errands.

Photo of the day🖼TheGoat1🐐

 

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☘️🏀NBA 3/17: Kess the Chef💋👨‍🍳

~ 5 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Kessler Edwards (SAC👑) ~ 10 pts, 3 reb, 2 oreb, 1 ast, 4/6 fg, 2/4 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Gary Trent Jr. (TOR🦖) ~ 23 pts, 5 reb, 2 ast, 2 stl, 1 oreb, 8/11 fg, 4/6 3 pt, 3/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Jalen Duren (DET🔧) ~ 15 pts, 13 reb, 5 oreb, 4 ast, 3 stl, 7/10 fg

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron wrote an epic 80s ballad. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Pacers and Bucks both shot at least 50% from the field (55.7 for Indy and 52.8% for Milwaukee) as Indy outpaced them in Curd Country 139-123. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I fear that one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze, and I won’t know what to say.” ~ Ronnie Shakes 😇 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Outrun a gazelle who is running from a Jeep full of tourists from New York. 

Photo of the day🖼My Guyyyyyyyyyyyy🌭

 

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🌍🏀NBA 3/16: Well, Bullocks

~ 7 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Reggie Bullock (DAL🛩) ~ 20 pts, 13 reb, 2 ast, 2 stl, 6/11 fg, 6/10 3 pt, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Patrick Williams (CHI🏙) ~ 13 pts, 4 reb, 4 stl, 2 oreb, 2 ast, 1 blk, 5/12 fg, 3/5 3 pt

Player of the day🥉Russell Westbrook (LAC🛳) ~ 15 pts, 9 reb, 7 ast, 4 oreb, 2 stl, 6/16 fg, 2/5 3 pt, 1/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron watched Chuck. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Grizz and Heat both shot over 50% from the field (50.5 for Memphis and 59.8% for Miami) as the Heat burned ‘em 138-119. 

Quote of the day🧐 “There is now a Starbucks in my pants.” ~ George Carlin ☕️ 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Watch all the episodes of Chuck and do a weekly rewatch pod. 

Photo of the day🖼My Guy!🌭

 

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🐐🏀NBA 3/15: Meet Johnny Davis👋

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Johnny Davis (WAS🧙‍♂️) ~ 11 pts, 5 reb, 1 oreb, 5/11 fg, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥈Jeremy Sochan (SAS🥩) ~ 29 pts, 11 reb, 2 ast, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 11/19 fg, 3/6 3 pt, 4/6 ft

Player of the day🥉Josh Giddey (OKC⚡️) ~ 15 pts, 13 reb, 10 ast, 4 oreb, 2 stl, 7/19 fg, 1/3 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐DNP 

LeBron played that marble frying pan maze game for like nine and a half hours. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Cavs and Hornets both shot over 50% from the field (51.1 for Cleveland and 56.6% for Charlotte) as the Cavs rolled 120-104 in Buzz City. 🐝 

Quote of the day🧐 “I got an A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn’t exist.” ~ Judy Tenuta 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Read a book I wrote out loud to a group of special needs adults then they carry me out of the bookstore on their shoulders like Rudy. 

Photo of the day🖼New Man on the Minnesota Vikings🎤

 

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🥧🏀NBA 3/14: Son of a Jabari Smith

~ 7 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Jabari Smith Jr. (HOU🚀) ~ 24 pts, 12 ast, 9 reb, 3 oreb, 3 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 9/11 fg, 5/6 3 pt, 1/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Kyle Anderson (MIN🐺) ~ 14 pts, 12 ast, 10 reb, 2 stl, 2 blk, 5/6 fg, 1/2 3 pt, 3/3 ft

Player of the day🥉Simone Fontecchio (UTAH🎿) ~ 23 pts, 5 reb, 2 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 8/17 fg, 5/11 3 pt, 2/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron went cosmic bowling with Neil de Grasse. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Suns outscored the Warriors in the paint 64-46 and outrebounded them 47-41 but fell 123-112 in the Bay Area. 

Quote of the day🧐 “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” ~ Steven Wright 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Go to the beach and stare at the waves and consider the marine life and becoming an adult marine biologist apprentice. 

Photo of the day🖼Dairy McQueen🐴🤠

 

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☕️🏀NBA 3/13: Dinwiddied🤨

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Spencer Dinwiddie (BKN🌉) ~ 15 pts, 16 ast, 6 reb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 5/15 fg, 5/6 ft

Player of the day🥈Jalen Williams #8 (OKC⚡️) ~ 21 pts, 10 ast, 7 reb, 4 oreb, 7/18 fg, 1/4 3 pt, 6/7 ft

Player of the day🥉Dennis Smith Jr. (CHA🐝) ~ 14 pts, 8 reb, 7 ast, 3 stl, 1 oreb, 5/14 fg, 4/4 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron watched the Oscars with his momma. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Wiz and Sixers both shot 19/23 from the charity stripe as the Sixers flew past them 112-93 in Philly. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I never drew a fat salary but I once sketched a skinny tomato.” ~ Lou Costello 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Watch the Oscars and celebrate movies. 🍿

Photo of the day🖼More Cewl Art 🖼 

 

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☕️🏀NBA 3/12: Another Jalen Rocks the Boat🛥

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Jalen Smith (IND🥛) ~ 20 pts, 9 reb, 3 oreb, 2 blk, 1 stl, 7/11 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 5/6 ft

Player of the day🥈Wendell Carter Jr. (ORL🪄) ~ 27 pts, 11 reb, 2 oreb, 2 ast, 1 stl, 12/17 fg, 2/7 3 pt, 1/2 ft

Player of the day🥉Patrick Beverley (CHI🐻) ~ 16 pts, 10 reb, 5 oreb, 5 ast, 1 blk, 6/7 fg, 4/5 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron finger painted with his toes ~ a beautiful rendition of the Rockies like Bob Ross but with toes. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Celtics and Hawks both shot at least 50 % from the field (54.7 for Boston and 50.0% for ATL) as the Celts edged them out 134-125 in the Big A. ☘️ 🦅 

The Jazz outrebounded the Hornets 60-43 and outscored them in the paint 66-36 as they won 119-111 in Buzz City. 🐝 🎵 

Quote of the day🧐 “I played golf. I did not get a hole-in-one but I did hit a guy. That’s way more satisfying.” ~ Mitch Hedburg ⛳️ 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Make cewl art. 

Photo of the day🖼Thrift Stop By/ Cewl Art 🖼 

 

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🎸🏄‍♂️🏀NBA 3/11: Kyleeeeeeeeeeee🏔

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Kyle Anderson (MIN🐺) ~ 15 pts, 11 ast, 7 reb, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 7/12 fg, I/2 3 pt

Player of the day🥈D’Angelo Russell (LAL🍿) ~ 28 pts, 9 ast, 5 reb, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 10/17 fg, 5/8 3 pt, 3/3 ft

Player of the day🥉De’Andre Hunter (ATL🦅) ~ 18 pts, 7 reb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 7/14 fg, 1/3 3 pt, 3/4 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP 

LeBron called his momma. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Blazers and Sixers both shot over 50% from the field (52.5 for Portland and 51.8% for Philly) as Embiid hit a midrange jumper with a second left to win it for Philly in the City of Brotherly Love, 120-119. 

Quote of the day🧐 “While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.” ~ Henny Youngman ⛳️ 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Moderation. 

Photo of the day🖼The Wildflowers Redux💿

 

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🏝🏀NBA 3/10: No Relation to Keith or Michael

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Nick Richards (CHA🐝) ~ 13 pts, 10 reb, 4 oreb, 2 blk, 1 ast, 1 stl, 6/7 fg, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥈Jabari Smith Jr. (HOU🚀) ~ 30 pts, 12 reb, 3 oreb, 3 ast, 2 stl, 1 blk, 10/19 fg, 3/5 3 pt, 7/9 ft

Player of the day🥉Dru Smith (BKN🌉) ~ 17 pts, 4 ast, 2 reb, 1 oreb, 1 blk, 7/13 fg, 2/6 3 pt, 1/1 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron strolled out to the end of his driveway in his LeBathrobe, Chosen One coffee mug in tow, to get his newspaper. 🗞 📰 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Grizz led wire to wire in their 131-110 win in Memphis over the Warriors (although GSW shot 23/24 from the charity stripe.) 

Quote of the day🧐 “I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and watch them fight it out.” ~ Steven Wright 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Foil a booby trap and snap my fingers and say, “Brilliant!” 

Photo of the day🖼A Poll About Nothing📺

 

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🍿🏀NBA 3/9: Watford Tough🛻

~ 7 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Trendon Watford (POR🚲) ~ 12 pts, 10 reb, 1 oreb, 5/14 fg, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Patrick Williams (CHI🏙) ~ 18 pts, 4 reb, 2 oreb, 1 stl, 8/9 fg, 1/2 3 pt, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥉Ousmane Dieng (OKC⚡️) ~ 12 pts, 7 reb, 2 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 5/13 fg, 2/6 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron watched Survivor and had a Diet Coke with milk. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 Both the Hawks and Wiz shot over 50% from the field (52.9 for Atlanta and 56.6% for DC) as the Hawks edged them out 122-120 in the nation’s capitol. 🇺🇸 

Only 3 Cavs came off the bench in their 104-100 win over the Heat in Miami ~ Stevens, Rubio and LeVert totaled 18 points, 10 rebounds and 5 assists. 

Quote of the day🧐 “If God didn’t want man to hunt, he wouldn’t have given us plaid shirts.” ~ Johnny Carson🦌 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Tackle a wild boar that is about to attack a group of baby ducklings on a desert island.🐗 🐥 

Photo of the day🖼The Wildflowers🌸

 

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☕️🏀NBA 3/8: Eugene, Oregon Omoruyi🦆

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Eugene Omoruyi (DET🔧) ~ 15 pts, 6 reb, 4 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 5/11 fg, 1/2 3 pt, 4/5 ft

Player of the day🥈Josh Giddey (OKC⚡️) ~ 17 pts, 17 ast, 11 reb, 2 oreb, 6/11 fg, 1/4 3 pt, 4/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Goga Bitadze (ORL🏰) ~ 12 pts, 8 reb, 5 oreb, 2 ast, 1 stl, 6/9 fg

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron commissioned a white chocolate bunny for each of his teammates lockers ~ an early Easter practical joke but kind~also an early April Fool’s joke. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Sixers shot 60% from three point land (15/25) in their 117-94 blowout of the T-Wolves in the arctic upper Midwest. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Do you know how the Amish hunt? They sneak up on a deer and build a barn around it.” ~ Tim Bedore 🦌 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Do a silent retreat for several weeks but I get to shoot hoops, go for long nature walks and there’s a Godfather’s pizza buffet upstairs. 🍕  

Photo of the day🖼Posterized🕶

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🏂🏀NBA 3/7: The Livers King👑

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Isaiah Livers (DET🔧) ~ 17 pts, 5 reb, 2 ast, 1 oreb, 7/12 fg, 3/8 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Caleb Martin (MIA🕶) ~ 21 pts, 4 reb, 2 oreb, 2 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 6/9 fg, 2/2 3 pt, 7/8 ft

Player of the day🥉Kevin Huerter (SAC👑) ~ 25 pts, 8 ast, 5 reb, 2 stl, 1 oreb, 1 blk, 9/16 fg, 6/10 3 pt, 1/3 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron unplugged for the day, and let me tell you, it felt phenomenal ~ zen up! 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Sixers and Pacers each shot over 50% from the field (58.5 for Philly and 58.9 for Indy) as the Sixers won in a barnburner in Indy, 147-143. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Countdown to 30🎉~ Sing karaoke and then the actual lead singer emerges from the shadows and we do a wicked duet ballad. 

Photo of the day🖼Knowledge Den📚

 

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☕️🏀NBA 3/6: Nate Bargatze’s Favorite Team

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Jarred Vanderbilt (LAL🍿) ~ 10 pts, 13 reb, 4 ast, 2 oreb, 1 stl, 5/11 fg

Player of the day🥈Kevin Porter Jr. (HOU🚀) ~ 19 pts, 13 ast, 4 reb, 1 oreb, 1 stl, 7/11 fg, 3/5 3 pt, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥉Jalen Williams (OKC⚡️) ~ 32 pts, 5 reb, 5 ast, 2 stl, 2 blk, 1 oreb, 12/15 fg, 4/5 3 pt, 4/6 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron went to the Paul Bunyan obstacle at the mini golf course and defeated it in one fell swoosh. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Pacers and Bulls both shot over 50% from the field (51.1 for Indy and 60.8% for Chicago) as the Pacers pulled it out 125-122 in the Windy City. 🌬 

The Clippers outrebounded the Grizz 53-26 as they were victorious, 135-129 in the City of Angels. 

Quote of the day🧐 “I went snowboarding today. Well actually, I went careening off a mountain on a giant tongue depressor.” ~ Paul Provenza 🏂 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Become a designer of mini golf courses ~ introduce the Paul Bunyan obstacle in which his axe lops down in a mighty fashion, sending fluorescent golfballs in all directions. 

Photo of the day🖼Tis the Season☘️

 

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🐾🏀NBA 3/5: Kiss the Pert💋

~ 6 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Corey Kispert (WAS🧙‍♂️) ~ 12 pts, 4 reb, 1 ast, 4/4 fg, 4/4 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Keita Bates-Diop (SAS🥩) ~ 11 pts, 6 ast, 3 stl, 3 reb, 1 oreb, 3/9 fg, 1/4 3 pt, 4/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Grayson Allen (MIL🦌) ~ 20 pts (all in 3rd quarter), 3 ast, 3 reb, 1 oreb, 7/10 fg, 6/8 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron went to the bookstore and gave some love to the worn-out ones that needed the attention. 📚

Wacky stat of the day📈 The T-wolves and Kings both shot over 50% from the field (60 for Minnesota and 55.1% for Sacto) as the T-wolves pulled it out 138-134 in the Golden State. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Shaq has gotten so big his toes look like people. Ooh, he’ll get mad at me for saying that. I’ll just dress like a free throw and he’ll miss me.” ~ DL Hughley 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Have a book published by a cool publisher (and tell people it’s a NY Times Best Seller regardless). 

Photo of the day🖼Mid-spring-ar🌸

 

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🏰🏀NBA 3/4: Iced Fontechhio With Milk☕️

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Simone Fontechhio (UTAH🎿) ~ 16 pts, 3 reb, 1 oreb, 1 ast, 1 blk, 5/12 fg, 4/6 3 pt, 2/4 ft

Player of the day🥈Josh Okogie (PHX☀️) ~ 25 pts, 4 reb, 2 oreb, 7/15 fg, 5/10 3 pt, 6/6 ft

Player of the day🥉Jonathan Kuminga (GSW🌉) ~ 19 pts, 7 reb, 4 stl, 3 oreb, 1 blk, 9/13 fg, 1/2 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron went to the local bowling alley and tossed a few rounds ~ he brought his own pair of Nike bowling shoes (available at nikebowling.net) and gave out a few free pairs to some lucky bowlers. 🎳 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Celtics led 51-23 midway thru the 2nd quarter but fell to the Nets in Bean Town 115-105. 🫘 

Quote of the day🧐 “Time is a drug ~ too much of it kills you.” ~ Terry Pratchett 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Visit all 50 states. 

Photo of the day🖼Pod Plug🔌☕️

 

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🌅🏀NBA 3/3: Delon Cards🃏

~ 4 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Delon Wright (WAS🍫) ~ 7 pts, 11 ast, 6 reb, 3 stl, 1 oreb, 3/7 fg, 1/3 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Mason Plumlee (LAC🚢) ~ 12 pts, 20 reb, 2 oreb, 2 ast, 3/5 fg, 6/6 ft

Player of the day🥉Chris Duarte (IND🏁) ~ 18 pts, 9 reb, 2 ast, 1 oreb, 8/14 fg, 2/3 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron went for a jog in the park and ran through a gaggle of geese while listening to the song “I Ran” by Flock of Seagulls, wearing a brown Padres Goose Gossage jersey. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 Both the Sixers and Mavs shot over 50% from the field (57.7 for Philly and 54.9% for Dallas) as the Mavs edged them out 133-126 in the Lone Star State. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Who knows where the time goes?” ~ Nina Simone 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Run with purpose while daintily holding a tiny dog. 

Photo of the day🖼Palm Tree Hole Sun☀️🏝

 

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🍫🏀NBA 3/2: Well Reed📚

~ 9 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Paul Reed (PHI🔔) ~ 16 pts, 14 reb, 5 oreb, 2 blk, 7/10 fg, 2/2 ft

Player of the day🥈Quentin Grimes (NYK🍏) ~ 22 pts, 3 reb, 1 ast, 8/12 fg, 6/9 3 pt

Player of the day🥉AJ Green (MIL🦌) ~ 12 pts, 2 reb, 1 ast, 4/7 fg, 4/7 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron watched the Survivor premiere on his phone on the bench. 🏝📺

Wacky stat of the day📈 Three Celtics players (Tatum, Horford & Williams III) had 11 rebounds in their 117-113 home win over the Cavs. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Time is money.” ~ Ben Franklin 💰🕰

Countdown to 30🎉~ Be on Survivor.🏝📺

Photo of the day🖼Tastes Like 🐔 

 

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🍀🏀NBA 3/1: On Daishen, On Vixen🦌

~ 10 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Daishen Nix (HOU🚀) ~ 14 pts, 5 ast, 6/10 fg, 2/4 3 pt

Player of the day🥈Mikal Bridges (BKN🌉) ~ 31 pts, 5 ast, 2 stl, 2 reb, 1 oreb, 11/19 fg, 3/7 3 pt, 6/7 ft

Player of the day🥉Jordan Nwora (IND🏁) ~ 16 pts, 3 reb, 1 ast, 6/10 fg, 3/4 3 pt, 1/1 ft

LeBron Radar🐐DNP

LeBron went to the thrift shop and looked at old snow globes of international cities and quaint settings. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Blazers led 63-40 late in the 2nd quarter but the Warriors prevailed in the Bay Area 123-105. 

Quote of the day🧐 “As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.” ~ Henry David Thoreau 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Fart on a Costco loudspeaker. 

Photo of the day🖼Funny Like A Cat🐈

 

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☕️🏀NBA 2/28: A Wiseman Once Said🧐

~ 4 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆James Wiseman (DET🔧) ~ 23 pts, 7 reb, 4 oreb, 9/11 fg, 1/1 3 pt, 4/6 ft

Player of the day🥈Mitchell Robinson (NYK🍏) ~ 10 pts, 13 reb, 2 oreb, 2 stl, 2 blk, 5/5 fg

Player of the day🥉Wendell Carter Jr. (ORL🪄) ~ 11 pts, 11 reb, 3 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 4/8 fg, 3/4 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron thought he spotted a UFO near his home but it was actually just a group of alien galactic tourists on a lil puddle jumper. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 Despite outscoring the Heat on points off turnovers 22-10, the Sixers fell at home 101-99. 

Quote of the day🧐 “Never leave til tomorrow which you can do today.” ~ Ben Franklin 

Countdown to 30🎉~ See a perfect sunset 🌅 like rainbow sherbet meets a Jackson Pollock. 

Photo of the day🖼Frosty the Mountains 🏔 

 

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🍨🏀NBA 2/27: Lindy City Heat🎬

~ 9 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Lindy Waters III (OKC⚡️) ~ 12 pts, 7 reb, 2 stl, 1 ast, 4/6 fg, 3/5 3 pt, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥈Brooke Lopez (MIL🦌) ~ 22 pts, 13 reb, 4 blk, 2 oreb, 9/17 fg, 2/8 3 pt, 2/4 ft

Player of the day🥉Dame Lillard (POR🚲) ~ 71 pts, 6 ast, 6 reb, 1 oreb, 22/38 fg, 13/22 3 pt, 14/14 ft

LeBron Radar🐐26 pts, 8 reb, 3 oreb, 3 ast, 1 stl, 1 blk, 10/23 fg, 1/6 3 pt, 5/7 ft

LeBron waltzed around his basement in his Homer Simpson face slippers, humming the Friday Night Lights instrumental. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Lakers trailed 48-21 midway thru the 2nd quarter but pulled off the epic comeback to defeat the Mavs in Dallas 111-108. 

Quote of the day🧐 “The time is always right to do what is right.” ~ MLK Jr. 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Ride a ski lift chair all the way around the mountain for the views…and the clout. 

Photo of the day🖼Survivor Premiere Wednesday🏝📺

 

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🎿🏀NBA 2/26: Meet Mark🏷

~ 7 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Mark Williams (CHA🐝) ~ 18 pts, 20 reb, 7 oreb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 9/12 fg

Player of the day🥈Marvin Bagley III (DET🔧) ~ 21 pts, 18 reb, 11 oreb, 1 blk, 9/19 fg, 3/8 ft

Player of the day🥉Kris Dunn (UTAH🎵) ~ 15 pts, 8 ast, 7 reb, 3 oreb, 1 stl, 1 blk, 7/13 fg, 1/3 3 pt

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron designed his own fun & funny post-its that include images of “The Block” and “The Chalk Throw”. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Sixers shot 28/35 from the free throw line while the Celtics shot just 8/12 but Boston still pulled it out 110-107 in the City of Brotherly Love ~ Go Birdssssssssssssss. 

Quote of the day🧐 “You can have it all. Just not all at once.” ~ Oprah 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Wear a mayoral sash and make a speech in front of a giddy crowd that I have to do the quarterback hush arms to many times. 

Photo of the day🖼Montana Golf ⛳️ 🦌 

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🍬🏀NBA 2/25: Monk (reruns on USA)📺

~ 8 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Malik Monk (SAC👑) ~ 45 pts, 6 ast, 2 reb, 15/24 fg, 6/12 3 pt, 9/10 ft

Player of the day🥈Nick Richards (CHA🐝) ~ 10 pts, 5 reb, 2 oreb, 1 blk, 3/7 fg, 4/5 ft

Player of the day🥉Saddiq Bey (ATL🦅) ~ 19 pts, 4 reb, 2 oreb, 1 ast, 1 stl, 6/9 fg, 5/8 3 pt, 2/2 ft

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron went for a walk in the rain and daydreamed about a nomadic life in the Pacific Northwest, the Great PNW, living in a VW bus with his border collie, Penelope, hiking the moist mountains, frequenting Mariners games and cycling the countryside with Penelope in the sidecar. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Kings and Clippers both shot over 50% from the field (Kings 58.6 and Clips 60.2%) as Sacto edged them out 176-175 in an epic double OT battle in the City of Angels and Crypto. 

Quote of the day🧐 “How did it get so late so soon?” ~ Dr. Seuss 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Finish first place in a fun run 5k and bust thru that finish line tape in slo-mo. 

Photo of the day🖼Classic Oven Toast🥖

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🏡Fake Air BnB #4: The Lair🐺

Location🌎Wolfeboro, New Hampshire 🐺 

Price💰$333 per night or $2500 per week

Bedrooms & Bathrooms🛏🚽5 beds/4.75 bath/1 jacuzzi with a mini basketball hoop and mini Celtics ball signed by Bill Simmons 

Special Feature🎢🗿⛲️A full-length basketball court in the basement with 10 rows of bleachers on the west side and with a Larry Bird mural on one end and Bill Russell on the other ~ both of them signed their murals when they visited the spot with their families and jet skis. 

Customer Reviews✏️“Amazing - we had our 10th annual Madson family reunion here and it was so much fun. The basketball round robin got a bit heated (with Uncle Dave body-checking little Freddy and knocking his block off) but we cooled it off later at Red Robin with some apps and good vibes.” 4⭐️

“Lots of fun - we’re not basketball fans but enjoyed practicing half court shots until we made one and recording them all but only posting the one we made - we missed like 149 attempts - it took all morning! Good times on the ol’ vacaysh with great friends and better pretzel dogs.” 5⭐️

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🦉🏀NBA 2/24: KCP? You Know Me🥸

~ 9 games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (DEN🎿) ~ 17 pts, 3 reb, 3 stl, 2 ast, 2 blk, 6/6 fg, 4/4 3 pt, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥈Nassir Little (POR🚲) ~ 26 pts, 4 stl, 3 reb, 2 ast, 1 blk, 10/19 fg, 5/9 3 pt, 1/1 ft

Player of the day🥉Jakob Poeltl (TOR🦖) ~ 21 pts, 18 reb, 7 oreb, 3 stl, 2 ast, 1 blk, 9/11 fg, 3/7 fg

LeBron Radar🐐13 pts, 9 reb, 8 ast, 3 oreb, 5/20 fg, 2/6 3 pt, 1/2 ft

LeBron worked on his LePicasso in his studio while listening to smooth jazz and eating fancy water crackers. 🎨🎺👨‍🎨🎷 

Wacky stat of the day📈 The Celtics and Pacers both shot over 50% from the field (Celts 51.5 and Pacers 52.1%) as the Celts pulled it out on the road 142-138 in OT as the crowd got to see some free hoopage.🏀🍿

Quote of the day🧐 “We feast on time as time feasts on us.” ~ Maria Popova 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Stand outside in golf-sized hail and tee off. ⛳️ 

Photo of the day🖼Quack Quack🦆

 

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☕️🏀NBA 2/23: All⭐️Day 6

~ games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆

Player of the day🥈

Player of the day🥉

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron cleaned out his garage ~ he just called over the Storage Wars, American Pickers and Pawn Stars dudes and they battled it out like the anchors in Anchorman. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 

Quote of the day🧐 “Comparison is the thief of joy.” ~ Teddy Roosevelt 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Wear a different pair of funny socks every day. 🧦 

Photo of the day🖼Tweet Away🐦

 

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🍫🏀NBA 2/22: All⭐️Day 5

~ games ~ 

 Player of the day🏆

Player of the day🥈

Player of the day🥉

LeBron Radar🐐LeBron took the day off and played Wii Bowling for several hours while watching reruns of old Indians games from the Major League era. 

Wacky stat of the day📈 

Quote of the day🧐 “Life, if well lived, is long enough.” ~ Seneca 

Countdown to 30🎉~ Zip-line over the ocean and reach down and grab a fish but then release it cuz I’m a man of the fish and I practice snag & release. 

Photo of the day🖼Paging B-Schaub 🐠🐟

 

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