6:12 am: Rousted by a symphony of songbirds beautifully interspliced with the voices in his head
6:38 am: Brew a few cups of fresh coffee and start daydreaming already
6:55 am:
7:26 pm: Cut off ear
I wrote this months ago and now I’m gonna just throw it up here cuz I’m a WILD CARD, yee-haw!
The atmosphere at the market was electric. News had spread like wildfire through most of the quiet hamlets scattered about the Sangre de Cristo foothills (yeah I looked it up, that’s the real name - I’m not just naming it after myself...I’m narcissistic but not THAT much).
I wrote this months ago - now I’m just gonna throw it up here cuz I’m WILD.
What if dinosaurs still existed - would we have them as pets? How old did the oldest person in history live and what was their secret to staying young - yoga? Hot yoga? Hot tubs? Hot tub time machines?
Is there a Michael Phelps of fish that can stay alive for a super long time after getting scooped up by the dudes from that cranberry juice commercial?
Good evening tribe,
I recently changed the name of my podcast (upon recommendation from my Uncle Steve, podcast guest, lawn bowling enthusiast and little plate connoisseur) from A Star Is Born to Chris Arneson Show. I no longer associate myself with Lady gaGa. Please listen to Chris Arneson Show here - I said good day!