Dearest Quarantine Diary,
The days are stacking up like books on a librarian’s To-Do Pile. Speaking of which, Tudu Pyle, a 6 foot 2, 245 pound defensive floater out of Arizona Tech is slated to go 17th by Mel Kiper Jr. in the first round of the NFL Draft (Sponsored by Zoom) on Thursday. Speaking of witch, what’s Melissa Joan Hart up to these days?
But in some seriousness, the second day of the NFL Draft is on MY birthday and I don’t know how I feel about that. What would you like for your birthday this year? I’m getting a round table of middle-aged men in suits, some with hair that’s actively trying to escape their skull, others who’s heads are so shiny that audiences are required to wear a special pair of Blue Blocker Glasses, all just got done playing Tiger Woods Golf on their virtual driving range and reminiscing with their virtual caddy, Zorg Welliver III.
Love,
Zorg Welliver IV
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